It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
