i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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