Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I have post one night stand depression
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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