I want to stick my p in your. b.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He has the fingertips of a God
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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