No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she pinky promised me she was 18
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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