Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
