is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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