That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I would ride that face into the sunset
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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