But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
