she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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