I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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