you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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