I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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