i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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