I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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