another moral hangover. fuck.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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