i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
