big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
