He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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