I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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