Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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