when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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