eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
