Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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