YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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