The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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