I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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