Don't you send me to vm
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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