She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I had to cum in my sink.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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