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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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