Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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