I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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