Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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