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So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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