Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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