so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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