I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I'm really busy with my period
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