whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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