went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
