belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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