You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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