god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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