Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
wow bdsm is so cute
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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