he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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