How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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