I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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