we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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