just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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