BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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