i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
well most of my day revolves around power hour
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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