I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just high enough for therapy.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
please don't ironically join a cult
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