Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
